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CALL YOURSELF OUT!

SELF AWARENESS WITHOUT THE FLUFFY BULLSHIT 😜

SELF AWARENESS WITHOUT THE FLUFFY BULLSHIT 😜

SELF AWARENESS WITHOUT THE FLUFFY BULLSHIT 😜

SELF AWARENESS WITHOUT THE FLUFFY BULLSHIT 😜

SELF AWARENESS WITHOUT THE FLUFFY BULLSHIT 😜

SELF AWARENESS WITHOUT THE FLUFFY BULLSHIT 😜

LET ME GUESS...

  • You overthink everything 
  • You take things personally 
  • You assume people are judging you constantly
  • You say you’re going to change… then don’t 
  • You keep attracting the same situations 
  • You replay conversations in your head for hours
  • Someone criticizes you and suddenly your entire mood tanks
  • You get triggered and then regret how you reacted
  • You blame circumstances but deep down know it’s you 


Yeah that's not bad luck. That's your ego

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 Most self-help brands tell you to:

• raise your vibration
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Meanwhile… you’re still triggered, overthinking and stuck in the same damn patterns.


Because no one’s addressing the real problem.


Your ego.


Not Today Ego exists to call it out.


Our tools, prompts, and savage reminders help you:

• spot your patterns
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