Terms and Conditions

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Welcome to Not Today Ego. If you’re here, chances are you’re ready to ditch the ego, call out your own BS, and have a laugh while doing it. By using our website and purchasing our products, you agree to these Terms & Conditions (T&Cs). If that doesn’t sit well with you, take it up with your ego—not us.

This website (www.nottodayego.com) is owned and operated by Not Today Ego (“we,” “us,” “our”). These T&Cs apply to all site visitors, customers, and anyone interacting with our products and services.

By accessing our site or making a purchase, you confirm that you:

• Are at least 18 years old (or have legal guardian permission).
• Will not use our site or products for illegal, harmful, or shady purposes.
• Accept full responsibility for your own personal growth, ego destruction, and existential crises that may occur.

Everything on this site; products, text, images, branding, and savage wisdom, belongs to Not Today Ego. That means:

• You can’t steal, copy, resell, or distribute our content.
• Digital products are for personal use only, if we catch you sharing them, we’ll assume your ego is leading the charge.
• If you post reviews, comments, or tag us on social media, you grant us permission to share your content (and possibly roast it, with love).
   

Violation of these terms may result in legal action and/or us calling you out in a very public, very ego-humbling way.

• No refunds, no exceptions. You get instant access, and we can’t un-download it from your brain.
• Digital products cannot be shared, resold, or given away.
• If you lose access, don’t panic. Email us at sales@nottodayego.com, and we’ll help (as long as you don’t try to scam us).

• Refunds are only available if the product is damaged or faulty upon arrival.
• Change-of-mind returns are accepted only if the item is unused, in its original packaging, and returned within 14 days at your expense.
• If your order gets lost in transit, we’ll do our best to help, but we are not responsible for courier mishaps or shipping delays.
   

• We accept stripe and process transactions through secure third-party payment providers.
• We don’t store your payment details because we’re not about that life.
   

• Free shipping Australia-wide, because we love you (and we like to keep things simple).
• Orders are typically processed within 1-2 days and shipped via Australia Post.
   

• We ship internationally, but shipping fees will apply (calculated at checkout).
• Customs fees, import duties, or taxes are your responsibility, we just send the package.
• Delivery times vary, and if your order takes a little longer, take a deep breath and surrender to the flow of the universe.
   

By using our site, you agree not to:

• Violate any laws or regulations.
• Attempt to hack, spam, or break the site (seriously, why?).
• Copy, steal, resell, or pretend you created our content.
• Leave fake reviews because your ego got bruised.
   

Breaking these rules may result in account termination or legal action.

• Our products are for entertainment, education, and self-inquiry, not medical, psychological, or legal advice.
• You are fully responsible for how you interpret and use our content.
• We are not liable for any indirect, incidental, or existential damages caused by your deep self-reflection.
   

To the fullest extent allowed by law, we disclaim all warranties related to our products, except for those required under Australian Consumer Law.

We respect your privacy. By using this site, you agree to how we handle your data as outlined in our [Privacy Policy] (spoiler: we don’t sell your info, and we hate spam too).

These T&Cs are governed by the laws of Australia. If you have a legal dispute with us, we encourage you to reach out first before taking drastic action, because let’s be real, your ego is probably overreacting.

We may update these T&Cs at any time. Keep checking back or just trust that we’ll do the right thing.

If you have any questions (or just want to say hi), email us at sales@nottodayego.com.

Now go forth, un-f*ck your mind, and enjoy your Not Today Ego experience.