We’re Not Today Ego, the brand that calls out your BS while making you laugh. Our website, products, and digital content exist to shake up your reality, but that doesn’t mean we take your personal data lightly. This Privacy Policy outlines how we collect, use, and protect your information (because, let’s be real, we all know Big Tech is out here doing the most).

By using our website (www.nottodayego.com) or purchasing our products, you agree to this Privacy Policy. If you don’t like it, that’s cool, just don’t use our site.

To provide you with savage self-awareness tools, we collect:

• Identity Details: Name (real or fake, doesn’t matter to us), email, shipping address, and phone number (if you give it).
• Purchase Info: What you bought, when, and how much you spent on your ego-destroying goodies.
• Payment Info: We don’t store your card details. Payments go through secure third-party processors (like Stripe, PayPal, etc.), so if you have issues, go yell at them.
• Website Use Data: We use cookies (not the edible kind) and tracking tools to see what you interact with on our site, because we’re nosy like that but only for improving your experience, not for world domination.

We use your info to:

• Fulfill Your Orders – Kind of important, unless you enjoy paying for things and receiving nothing.
• Improve Your Experience – So the site doesn’t suck, and you actually find what you need.
• Marketing (Sometimes) – If you opt in, we’ll send you emails about new products, savage insights, or special offers. No spammy BS.
• Legal Compliance – Because, apparently, laws exist.

We only share your data when necessary:

• Payment Providers & Shipping Companies – So your order actually reaches you.
• Legal Authorities – If we’re ever legally forced to (but honestly, if the government’s snooping around here, they probably need an ego check too).
   

We do not sell, rent, or trade your personal info because that’s shady AF.

We take reasonable security measures to protect your data from hackers, gremlins, and other internet weirdos. However, we can’t guarantee 100% security because, well… the internet. If a data breach ever happens, we’ll be transparent about it (unlike some big corporations we won’t name).

Under Australian Privacy Laws, you have the right to:

• Access your data (aka, ask what we know about you).
• Correct any incorrect data (we get it, typos happen).
• Delete your data (though we might cry if you leave us).
• Opt-out of Marketing Emails (but you’ll miss out on all the fun).
   

Just email us at sales@nottodayego.com, and we’ll sort it out.

We use cookies to:

• Make the website function properly.
• Analyze traffic (because we’re nosy).
• Save your preferences (so you don’t have to log in every damn time).
   

You can disable cookies in your browser settings, but the site might start acting like it has abandonment issues.

Our site might link to external pages (social media, resources, etc.). If you click them, you’re on your own, our policy doesn’t apply once you leave our digital turf.

We might update this policy occasionally to keep up with laws, tech, or just because we feel like it. If we make big changes, we’ll notify you via email or a site notice. Keep checking in, who knows, we might even make it funnier next time.

If you have privacy questions, complaints, or just want to say hi, email us at:
📧 sales@nottodayego.com

Or send us a telepathic message, we’ll let you know if we receive it.

We take your privacy seriously, but let’s be honest, if you’re on the internet, someone’s always collecting your data. At least with us, you know we’re only using it to send you cool stuff, not manipulate your subconscious 😜